Online DVD Rental http://www.onlinedvdrental.co.uk Just another WordPress weblog Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:13:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 50 Most Badass Action Movie Quotes http://www.onlinedvdrental.co.uk/blog/50-badass-action-movie-quotes/ http://www.onlinedvdrental.co.uk/blog/50-badass-action-movie-quotes/#comments Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:47:02 +0000 admin http://www.onlinedvdrental.co.uk/?p=329 Welcome to the 50 most badass movie lines of all time.

Below you will find a list of our all-time favourite badass quotes from some of the best action hero movies ever made.

If there’s something we’ve missed, or if you don’t agree with our top 10 be sure to let us know in the comments!

#50. Hard To Kill

Badass Movie Quote:

Mason Storm: I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!

#49. Equilibrium

Badass Movie Quote:

John Preston: No, not without incident.

#48. Knockaround Guys

Badass Movie Quote:

Taylor: 500 fights, that’s the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that’s what you are.

#47. The Departed

Badass Movie Quote:

SGT. Dignam: OK. They’re out there, my people. They’re like the f**kin’ Indians. You’re not gonna see them. You’re not gonna hear about them except through me or Captain Queenan. You will not, ever, know the identity of undercover people. This sh*t hole, unfortunately, has more f**kin’ leaks than the Iraqi navy.

Ellerby: F**k yourself.

SGT. Dignam: I’m tired from f**king your wife.

Ellerby: How’s your mother?

SGT. Dignam: Good. She’s tired from f**king my father. (opens a FILE) OK, today, girls, what I got for you is microprocessors.

#46. Blade Runner

Badass Movie Quote:

Roy Batty: I want more life, f**ker/father.

#45. Aliens

Badass Movie Quote:

Ripley: Get away from her, you b*tch!

#44. Sin City

Badass Movie Quote:

Marv: That there is one damn fine coat you’re wearing.

#43. Big Trouble in Little China

Badass Movie Quote:

Jack Burton: Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.

#42. The Outlaw Josey Wales

Badass Movie Quote:

Josey Wales: Dyin’ ain’t much of a living, boy.

#41. Tombstone

Badass Movie Quote:

Doc Holliday: I’m your huckleberry…

#40. Gladiator

Badass Movie Quote:

Maximus: At my signal, unleash hell.

#39. Star Wars: Episode IV

Badass Movie Quote:

[Han Blows Greedo away]
Han Solo: [as Han calmly leaves, he flips the bartender a coin] Sorry about the mess.

#38. The Magnificent Seven

Badass Movie Quote:

Chris: There won’t be any trouble… if you ride on.
Calvera: Ride on? Where am I going to get the food for my men?
Chico: Buy it or grow it!
O’Reilly: Or maybe even work for it.
Calvera: Hm, seven. Somehow I don’t think you’ve solved my problem.
Chris: Solving your problems isn’t our line.
Vin: We deal in lead, friend.
Calvera: So do I. We’re in the same business.
Vin: Only as competitors.

#37. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Badass Movie Quote:

The Man With No Name: You see, in this world, there’s two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

#36. Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan

Badass Movie Quote:

Khan: You are in a position to demand nothing. I, on the other hand, am in a position to grant nothing.

#35. Casino

Badass Movie Quote:

Nicky: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and… walk in and see you and uh… if you don’t have my money for me, I’ll… crack your f**kin’ head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I’m comin’ out of jail, hopefully, you’ll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I’ll split your f**kin’ head open again. ‘Cause I’m fuckin’ stupid. I don’t give a f**k about jail. That’s my business. That’s what I do.

#34. Con Air

Badass Movie Quote:

Cameron Poe: Put the bunny back in the box

#33. Jaws

Badass Movie Quote:

Brody: You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

#32. The Unforgiven

Badass Movie Quote:

Will Munny: All right, I’m coming out. Any man I see out there, I’m gonna shoot him. Any sumb*tch takes a shot at me, I’m not only gonna kill him, but I’m gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

#31. Rocky IV

Badass Movie Quote:

Ivan Drago: I must break you.

#30. Snatch

Badass Movie Quote:

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big d*ck. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey f*ggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell p**sy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old p**sy, and have brought your two little mincey f*ggot balls along for a good old time. But you’ve got your parties muddled up. There’s no p**sy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a p*ick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you’ve got “Replica” written down the side of your guns…

[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I’ve got “Desert Eagle point five O”… [Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table] Written down the side of mine… [They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side] Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.

Now… F**k off!

#29. The Dark Knight

Badass Movie Quote:

The Joker: Why so serious?

#28. Pulp Fiction

Badass Movie Quote:

Jules: [points gun at Brett] Say “what” again. Say “what” again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherf**ker! Say “what” one more goddamn time!

#27. Rambo: First Blood

Badass Movie Quote:

John Rambo: I could have killed ‘em all, I could kill you. In town you’re the law, out here it’s me. Don’t push it. Don’t push it or I’ll give you a war you won’t believe. Let it go. Let it go.

#26. The Rock

Badass Movie Quote:

Mason: Are you sure you’re ready for this? [walks up staircase]
Goodspeed: I’ll do my best.
Mason: [stops and motions back to Goodspeed] Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen!
Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
Mason: [faintly impressed] Really?
Goodspeed: [Cocks his gun] Yeah!

#25. Man On Fire

Badass Movie Quote:

Elderly Man: In the church, they say to forgive.
Creasy: Forgiveness is between them and God. It’s my job to arrange the meeting.

#24. Predator

Badass Movie Quote:

Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed f**gots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Blain: I ain’t got time to bleed.

#23. 300

Badass Movie Quote:

King Leonidas: Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty … for tonight, we dine in hell!

#22. Army Of Darkness

Badass Movie Quote:

Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

#21. Reservoir Dogs

Badass Movie Quote:

Mr Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

#20. Gran Torino

Badass Movie Quote:

Walt Kowalski: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have f**ked with? That’s me.

#19. Tombstone

Badass Movie Quote:

Wyatt Earp: You skin that smoke wagon and we’ll see what happens!
Johnny Tyler: Listen mister, I’m getting awful tired of your…
[Wyatt slaps him]
Wyatt Earp: Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?

#18. V For Vendetta

Badass Movie Quote:

V: No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty, I’m no longer standing. Because if I am… you’ll all be dead before you’ve reloaded.

#17. Taken

Badass Movie Quote:

Bryan Mills: I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

#16. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Badass Movie Quote:

Indiana Jones: [dressed as the ticket-taker] Tickets please.
Colonel Vogel: [in German] What?
[Indiana punches him, picks him up and throws him out a window into a pile of luggage; the other passengers look at him, bewildered]
Indiana Jones: [pointing out the window at Vogel] No ticket.

#15. Apocalypse Now

Badass Movie Quote:

Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like… victory. Someday this war’s gonna end…

#14. Commando

Badass Movie Quote:

Arnie: Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last
Sully: That’s right Matrix you did
Arnie: I Lied.

#13. They Live

Badass Movie Quote:

Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.

#12. The Princess Bride

Badass Movie Quote:

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

#11. Full Metal Jacket

Badass Movie Quote:

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, f**king beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n**gers, k*kes, w*ps or gre*sers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

#10. PATTON

Badass Movie Quote:

George S Patton: Now, I want you to remember that no b*stard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb b*stard die for his country. Men, all this stuff you’ve heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball player, the toughest boxer. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That’s why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans.

Now, an Army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don’t know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.

We have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit and the best men in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to shoot the bastards, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We’re going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel.

Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you’ll chicken out under fire. Don’t worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do.

Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We’re not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We’re going to hold onto him by the nose and we’re going to kick him in the ass. We’re going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we’re gonna go through him like crap through a goose.

There’s one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what did you do in the great World War II, you won’t have to say, “Well, I shoveled ** in Louisiana.”

Alright now, you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle – anytime, anywhere.

That’s all.

#9. Watchmen

Badass Movie Quote:

Rorschach: None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with you. You’re locked up in here with me.

#8. Conan the Barbarian

Badass Movie Quote:

Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.

#7. Sudden Impact

Badass Movie Quote:

[Callahan dares a crook to shoot his hostage]
Harry Callahan: Go ahead, make my day.

#6. BraveHeart

Badass Movie Quote:

William Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!

#5. The Terminator

Badass Movie Quote:

The Terminator: I’ll be back

#4. Gladiator

Badass Movie Quote:

Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
[Commodus trembles in disbelief]

#3. Dirty Harry

Badass Movie Quote:

Harry Callahan: I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question:

Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?”

#2. Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Badass Movie Quote:

The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.

#1. Die Hard

Badass Movie Quote:

John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker.

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Fans of the BAFTA award winning series will also be able to buy the complete Peep Show collection (series 1 to 6) for around £59.99.

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The additional DVD extras and bonus material includes:

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  • How Peep Show is Made
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